Once upon a long time ago, we had a French friend who was a the dinner table
with her boyfriend’s parents for the first time. “Oh I say are you alright
Chantelle?” asked a concerned host as Chantelle appeared to choke on her
food. Keen to impress with (as ever) with her wide vocabulary she replies
“Oh yes, I’ve just got something stuck in my clitoris!”
Of course she meant epiglottis!
© Andy Daly 2010