How To Hang Your Skrötum

Some readers may find aspects this post offensive, therefore it may not be suitable for persons of a … Well you know what I mean

I think some of you may be aware of the love/hate (mostly hate) relationship I have with Swedish giant IEKA. But, as well as being a source of cheap furniture (if you believe the marketing) did you know IEKA can also be the source of cheap laughs? courtesy of the game ’Rude, Suggestive and Silly IEKA names’.

We paid a visit yesterday and as a result came away relatively unscathed and with some products for Spring and Summer 2015 which may not have found their way into the IEKA catalogue.

Try some of your own!

Dump

Who says the living room isn’t a suitable place for a dump?

Dump TV storage combination. Fully adjustable shelves. The ultimate media solution.

Fäg hag

A compact put-me up for those ‘unexpected’ guests.

Spew

Scented tea lights you won’t forget in a hurry.

Unhijeenik

A range of budget yet stylish bed linnen

Streptococcus

Designer cutlery. Only from Sweden!

Gøbshite

Life is just so much easier with a Gøbshite around. How else will you get those corks out of wine bottles?

Shäg

The only thing missing in this kitchen is a good shäg. Where? On the floor of course! The shäg non-slip floor mat is a must for busy kitchens like yours.

New for 2015/16

Recktum

Is space a problem? Try these attractive stacking storage boxes. You’ll wonder how you ever did without.

Nob

A carefully positioned Nob can do wonders for even the most featureless room. Try the Nob range of table lamps.

Wince

IEKA’s range of giftware. Second to none.

Tossä

You won’t be able to resist Anders Liefshite’s dynamic new tablewear.

Robust, hardwearing – you need a strong, sturdy

Skrötum

especially with the likes of these rascals climbing all over it all the time! Skrötum is a fully interchangeable system of shelving for walls, doors and … wherever you want!

Chuff

An elegant soap dispenser.

Pubik

Scatter cushions.

 

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